don't pray for me
i'm not useless, i'm just the queen of excuses
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jazzycupcakes:

My gun, your head,

jazzycupcakes:

My gun, your head,

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deathbat137:

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you… the one, the only, Danny Worsnop

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive

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psychedelic-psychiatrist:

This was extremely uplifting honestly

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fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

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officialpuppy:

daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her

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officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

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herebetrouble:

strangeasanjles:

2cutetopuke:

A woman hitting a neo-nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor.

Good.

I hope she had a brick in there.

herebetrouble:

strangeasanjles:

2cutetopuke:

A woman hitting a neo-nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor.

Good.

I hope she had a brick in there.

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beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

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bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

bombing:

are they just using her for everything now

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